********************************************************
"Pi = 3.Crewe, Leeds, York, Bath, Poole, Perth,
Slough, Ayr, Rhyl, Sale, Neath, Deal, Blyth"...
"What the f*ck's that, dad?"...
"It's the value of Pi to thirteen places, son"...
********************************************************
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the name of our band? LUMBAGO! (Check out our bad back catalogue)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Want to know my grandad's nightly ritual? He eats faggots and pees...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If a Warhol portrait can fetch £158m, why can't my dog even fetch a stick?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If a shot Marilyn can fetch £158m, I can't help but wonder how much
a bullet-damaged 'Ukraine War'hol would sell for...
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"A cow cycles every three weeks, like a person," Countryfile's Adam
Henson informs us. Where do they cycle? To and from the cow shed?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
'Wagatha trial hears about the back-stabbing world of the Wags' (Mail).
Oh well, at least they only stab the backs. The forwards obviously get
away with it...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
No comments:
Post a Comment