Wednesday, May 18, 2022

"Can you smell petrol?" - "Yes. P-E-T-R-O-L"...

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Snout, conk or hooter:
a nose by any other 
name would spell as sweet...

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(17 Syllables)
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They've just opened a heavy petting zoo round our way. Adults
only, by all accounts...
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Yet another sex scandal. Obviously a member of the predaTORY
PARTY. Just when you thought the bar couldn't get any lower...
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Vardy v Rooney, Court 13: I wonder if Court 13 at Wimbledon 
this year will offer quite as much entertainment as the ongoing 
Wagatha Christie trial?...
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Given the way Amber Heard's court case is going, I'm not sure
if she's being represented by a barrister or a barista!...
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