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"Can you tell me what
you think of CPR?" - "Huh!
Don't get me started!"...
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(17 Syllables)
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The GRIM REAPERcussions of Sue Gray's report:
THE DEATH OF INTEGRITY
RIP
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I was nearly eaten by a crocodile once, but managed to
escape. My sister wasn't so lucky: an allig-ate-'er...
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To you and me, football's a game of two halves. To an
alcoholic, it's at least two or three pints and a chaser...
#TheFirstHalfAlwaysTastesBest
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THE WAR OF THE ROSÉS - as far as I'm concerned, the
cheapest one always wins... #UnlessItLosesItsBottle
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