"Hello, is that you, Boris? Listen, mate, your 

                             position's un-Number 10-able, OK? Now just 

                             get the f*** out of our lives. Regards to Carrie"...

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- The Association of Tennis Professionals -

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ROGER FEDERER................poster boy

RAFAEL NADAL...................poster boy

NOVAK DJOKOVIC............imposter boy

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Seeding a tennis player is one thing, ceding a point of 

principle quite another. Tennis Australia has spoken...

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Is Boris's Operation Red Meat designed to appease

those who have a beef with him, haha?...

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Workplace booze ban: No "BOO!"s in the workplace,

Boris? Not even if they come from the Opposition benches?

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I'm pretty sure the next person who accuses Boris Johnson of

just about anything will be given both barrels. Not to mention

half a dozen bottles, a few cans, and anything else left over

from the last office 'business meeting'! Anything to keep them

quiet...  

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'People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.' says Tory MP

Andrew Bridgen of Sir Keir Starmer, who was seen drinking

with colleagues during lockdown. Shouldn't throw parties,

either, presumably?...

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Blair tells us we won't have to call him Sir Tony. Don't worry,

Tony, we most Sir Tainly won't!...

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