Mother well? Or ill inois?...

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"I live in Scotland

now" - "Motherwell?" - "Yes, she's fine.

Thanks for asking, mate"...

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BJ'S BLOWN IT! (Pun intended). Well, hopefully he has...

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"It wasn't a party we threw on May 20," claims a Tory spokesman,

"it was a BALL.........for Dilyn to fetch". Dilyn, when asked, said 

he'd leave it for Sue Gray to investigate...

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Boris Johnson is rocked by new party revelations - yes,

Jeremy Corbyn is said to be forming another one!...

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I suspect Boris Johnson doesn't actually like BYOB parties -

he'd much rather attend BYOBB ones - they're much more

fun: Bring Your Own Bottle Blonde!...

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Who said 'Djokovictory is sweet'? Sometimes there are no winners.

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I reckon the current Tory mob are better suited to Downing 

Booze than Downing STREET. Shame on them!...

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What next? A No 10 BYOBB party? (Bring Your Own Bottle Blonde)

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Sue Gray is asked to investigate yet another party - the one 

Jeremy Corbyn is said to be in the process of forming!...

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The Tories' Boris Johnson: from 'asset' to 'ass' - the decline and 

(hopefully) fall of a right old Eton mess. It didn't take that long, 

all things considered...

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#PMQs

This morning I had meetings with ministerial colleagues

and others. In addition to my duties in this House, I shall

have further such meetings later today. Then I'll probably

f*** off somewhere quiet and leave you all to it...

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