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TV license fee
frozen for two years? Me, too!
Heating's f***ing dear!...
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So Bono doesn't like the name U2. Why didn't he tell us B4?
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When did my mum and dad separate? Straight after my
conception - drenched in sweat! (I don't just come from
a broken home - I come from a broken bed!)
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I asked a local builder for a quote recently. "Ask
not what your country can do for you, ask for a
cuppa every two hours," came the reply...
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When putsch comes to shove, do the Pork Pie plotters
really want to risk losing their seats to Labour?...
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Why do so many people get their knickers in a twist
about having to wear a mask? Instead of fining them,
how about GETTING THEM to wear their knickers
in a twist? I'm all for compromise...
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