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How long should an in-
depth interview with a deep-
sea diver last, dad?...
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Why not just wait till he comes to the surface?...
(17 Syllables)
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How many shades of Gray is it? Fifty-ONE, apparently,
when it comes to Sue - A SHADE LONGER! That's how
long we have to wait for her report...
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Almost half of the UK's cats are obese and need to go on
a diet, vets have warned (news item). What's more, 600
of them are vastly overpaid with salaries of over £150,000.
These are known as the WHITEHALL fat cats...
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If he's found to have broken the law, will the man who
said "total rhubarb!" get his just desserts and be taken
into custardy?...
(Not so much 'coarse' language as 'sweet course' language?)
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NAVAL-GAZING - reviewing the fleet...
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When Boris leaves office, maybe he can go into
business with James Dyson selling moral vacuums?...
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Bugger! I was desperate for some whole grain bread this
morning, but all Waitrose had in stock was something
called 'Vollkornbrot'. I guess I'll have to do without...
(Rye humour - not quite the same as corn)
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