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Fish that can drive? Well,
they are more than welcome to
join our koi carpool!...
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So tennis has line judges and 'out of line' judges, too? And
it seems Djokovic has indeed been deemed out of line...
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NO-VACC DJOKOVID: how strongly will he react
if spectators start to give him the, er, needle?...
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How long does a runway have to be for a fighter
pilot to land a punch safely?...
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Vegan January? Methinks my son's gone too far: he's
decided to read nothing written by Lamb or Bacon...
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Give up on Dry January? NEVER! I'm determined to
drink NOTHING that's not dry - be it wine, sherry or
even the odd martini...
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The 'Marble Arch Mound' boss got £220,000, apparently. A
steep but undeniably attractive salary for a steep but undeniably
UNATTRACTIVE project. (Talk about making a mountain out
of a (much derided) molehill!)
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Would Maureen Lipman object to Helen Mirren playing a Jew...
...at tennis?
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