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"How big a movie-
goer are you?" I enquired.
"Nine stone," she replied...
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Let's hear it for No 10's lying bastards! Three jeers for Boris!
HYP, HYP...OCRISY!...HYP, HYP...OCRISY!...HYP, HYP...OCRISY!
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"Do you want the good news or the bad news?" asked
the doctor. - "Good news, please". - "Well, your dad's
not hearing voices in his head any more" - "Great! And
the bad news?" - "He's hearing them in his elbow"...
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Trigger warnings? Bambi's mum could have done
with one. I'm still traumatised... BANG!
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ZENOPHOBE - person who hates foreigners - in
a calm and peaceful manner...
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So many TV chefs' restaurants are going under - maybe they
should have spent more time learning to cook...the books?
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I think I'll try the Pi : 兀 AND CHIPS - special
offer for mathematicians: £3.141592...
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