When batting for England, it's important for

our batsmen to be well-organised...

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Hameed................0

Crawley.................0

Root.....................0

Wood....................0

Leach...................0 

Broad...................0

Anderson...............0

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...and by that, I obviously mean getting all their

ducks in a row. Well done, lads - job done!...

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Like many others, I made a New Year's resolution to stop

eating sweet snack foods - but, just as my wife predicted,

I've had to admit to falling off the Wagon Wheel!...

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FA Cup: hard work bears fruit! But not quite the right fruit, 

perhaps? Wanting a plum draw, Boreham Wood get the 

Cherries!... (Bournemouth v. Boreham Wood)

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Norwich City seem pretty keen on the Government's NET ZERO

strategy. Admittedly, they've netted EIGHT so far - but that's

quite a lot fewer than any other Premier League club!...

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Who can blame Nigel Rees from quitting his long-running panel

game programme 'Quote...Unquote'? Thanks to the BBC's absurd 

diversity obsession, it might just as well be called 'Quota...

Unquote' these days. Pathetic...

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Any truth in the rumour wacky Novak Djokovic is now 

contemplating a cutting-edge nuclear power plant-based diet? 

Nothing would surprise me...

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