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Party at mine, now!
It's BYOBB - Bring
Your Own Bottle Blonde!...
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(17 Syllables)
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Pop stars turning heartache into hits is no worse
than writers turning suffering into buy-ographies...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, January 14)
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Hope the Chinese haven't infiltrated the PM's country
house, too - they'd have to rename it Chinese Chequers.
The very idea of it!...
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"Why are you crying, darling, I thought those were
tearless onions?" - "They are - but they're £1.50 each!"
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My sister's just made a pass at a rather hunky rugby
player - but it was a forward one, so was ruled out...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, January 13)
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Jacob Rees-Mogg, be warned: no one insults Douglas
Ross and gets away Scot-free!...
(PURG-A-TORY - having to listen to Rees-Mogg)
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