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Who the hell knew that
selling farts in a jar could
make you stinking...rich?
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(17 Syllables)
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FLAT REFURBISHED...FLAT PAID FOR...FLAT BROKE: is
that what Boris feared if he'd had to pay for it all? (No
point asking, there's only be a FLAT DENIAL, haha...)
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'I'd saccharin a trice!' thinks Sugar (Every woman
contestant) And as for the men - whatever's faster than
a trice. The Apprentice lives down to expectations...
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Will anyone actually trouble the scorer? The Ashes:
they've got all day to bat tomorrow, so I imagine the
England batsmen are busy right now getting all their
ducks in a row...
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Djokovic / Federer / Nadal: he who grates on people most is
undoubtedly 'the gratest', right? So congratulations, Novak...!
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