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Shakespeare on the Queen
Mary? Might the passengers
get RSC-sick?...
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(17 Syllables)
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Let Them Eat Cake? Maybe a more appropriate Royal Jubilee
motto for Carole Middleton's 'Party Pieces' company to adopt
would be 'Let Them Eat MOUNTBATTENBERG Cake!'...
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How long will this f***ing turbulence last?...
If Britain's a jet plane (to quote Michael Gove) then it's
important that the left wing and the right wing work
together to propel it onwards and upwards. Polarisation
will be the death of us...
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70 bongs to mark the Queen's reign, you say? Cool,
man. Any idea who the designated smokers will be?...
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It's about time certain university academic 'woke warriors'
were brought to book! ANY book! (But preferably one
they've got issues with: Oliver Twist, Great Expectations,
Jane Eyre, whatever). Enough is enough!...
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I refuse to let my life be ruled by my horroscope [sic
...of all the bad luck it's been bringing me!]
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I fear recent ill-conceived changes to the Highway
Code are going to drive certain motorists round the
bend - straight into the path of oncoming traffic!...
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What a brick Michael Gove is! But is a brick enough
to reinforce Boris's Red wall? I fear not...
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As regards Boris's tenure as PM, I fear the end is NI.
His National Insurance hike could well be the last straw.
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