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Bono doesn't like
the name U2? Why didn't
he tell us B4?...
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(News item yesterday: 17 Syllables)
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Caught on Covideo: Cases are plummeting at Heathrow!
(Those baggage handlers should really take more care)
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COUP DE GRASS - time to cut the lawn...
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Neo-Nazi initially sentenced to read Jane Austen. Then
they throw book at him (one of the classics, I hope) - 2
years in one of Her Majesty's best cellars, haha...
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I may be old, but I still don't need glasses!
(I prefer to swig straight from the bottle)
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'Pork Pie' plotters seek new PM. Must be
able to cut the mustard, haha...
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The difference between Boris Johnson and
a pork pie? A pie is in hot water crust pastry.
And Boris? He's just in hot water...
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David Davis shooting himself in the foot gives Boris
a shot in the arm. Should've gone to Specsavers...
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Fashion NFTs? The very definition of 'non-fun', I'd have thought.
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