Saturday, January 1, 2022

If, on the 1st, you don't succeed, sod it!...

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I always Knew Year's
resolutions to give up
on puns wouldn't work!...

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(17 Syllables)
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How soon before a three-headed alien arrives on
Coronation Street, zaps Fiz and turns Underworld
into an intergalactic service station? It's only a 
touch more absurd than recent storylines. Less is 
more, writers. You really are testing our loyalty.
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail Weekend, January 1)
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The Weakest Link celebrity contestants probably 
think brain cells are what naughty brains get locked 
up in. There's certainly plenty of room in THEIRS 
at the moment, they seem to be pretty empty.
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Recalling items over safety fears is a real pain.
Recalling holidays is much more fun.
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"Why is your dog always tired?" - "Because every
time I throw a tantrum, he chases after it!"...
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"Do debutantes' parents always have to throw a 
ball?" - "No, not if they don't have a dog"...
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PS, BORIS: how the f*** does one "let rip cautiously"?
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