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             YIPPEE! The end of Covid restrictions!

        No more socially distanced G&Ts! Can't wait!

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Is a lightning conductor someone who can get an orchestra

through Chopin's Minute Waltz in 30 seconds?...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 2)

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Is Phillip Schofield really the Scarlet Pimpernel hiding in plain

sight? 'We see him here, we see him there, we f***ing see him 

everywhere!' (The missing k's have more than likely linked up 

with the thousands of other k's he's just earned while I've been

writing this!) (Then again, if he really is like Marmite, the 

thinner he's spread, the better, I suppose)

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Pork pie plotters, pork barrel politics, porky pies from the PM:

I'm pig sick of it all!... (Is that the same as 'having a beef' with it, haha?)

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Nusrat Ghani: sacked for being a Muslim? Pork pie plots, pork

barrel politics, porky pies from the PM - it's not exactly hard to

see why 'muslimness' doesn't fit in...

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 Cruise ships might soon be allowed to stage weddings? "Yippee!

Looks like it'll be 'love, honour and a bay of your choice,' darling!"

- "How about Naples?"...

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Some like IT hot: my laptop's right next to the radiator!

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You may like to write about everything, but that doesn't mean

you're right about everything, Piers. Just happens that this time 

you are. Law of averages, I guess...

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The Fast 800 Keto diet: seems Michael Mosley has solved the 'heat

or eat' diemma in this age of soaring energy bills: BURN FAT! -

without going hungry! Why didn't I think of that?...

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