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my girlfriend finds it
far easier to express
milk than her feelings...
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Boris Johnson, your position is now un-Number 10-able!
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Our dog digs sex - so we got her spade...
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Anyone know if Downing Street has already moved
its 34-bottle fridge to the last chance saloon?...
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Climate is our main concern, apparently. It's
mine, too: weather or not to get rid of Boris!
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GRAVIT-ASS - Boris's equivalent of Winston's gravitas...
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Judging by the sparsely attended launch of her new party,
it seems most political commentators see Gina Miller as
more of a Gina Miller Lite. Small beer, by any other name...
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"Cul-de-SACK!" came the cry. Sorry, Boris,
but it looks like it's the end of the road...
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Sorry, Boris, old boy. Cockfosters. End of the line.
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What do tossers throw? TOSSERS THROW PARTIES!
Well, the ones at No 10 do...
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If you rearrange the name 'Dorries', you get 'Desiorr' - which
makes about as much sense as she normally does, I reckon...
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