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"Djokovictory
is ours!" came the cry - from the
many who've suffered...
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(17 Syllables)
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LOCKGOWN - that's 'pyjamas', to you and me...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, January 18)
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When I complained about the exorbitant cost of some
exquisite wallpaper recommended by Laurence Llewelyn
-Bowen, the salesperson tore me off a strip. "On the house,"
he said, dismissively. Not on my house, chum...
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Tip-and-rum?...
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Why is the England Twenty20 cricket team always tipsy?
Because they play under the influence of Captain Morgan!
(As for the Test team - Root beer only. That right, Joe?)
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GB News to play the National Anthem every morning? I
won't stand for it! (Well, not if I'm still in bed)
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BESOM DORMA - sweeps all before it in annual 'most
popular aria' awards...
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If resigning from the House of Commons is a piece of
cake, why isn't it called 'taking the Chiltern Hundreds
and Thousands'?...
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THE REITH WREATH LECTURES - a talk on the
demise of the BBC...
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