Widely spoken, my arse...

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Esperanto - a

language, the ignorance of 

which unites nations...

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Novak Djokovic's detention has sparked rallies in

Melbourne and Belgrade, apparently. I wonder if

any of them were longer than the one of 54 shots

between Nadal and Djokovic in the 2013 US Open?...

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If I were Sue Gray, I'd want the official probe to be tasked

with investigating 10 parties: the four at No 10, the four in

Government departments, the one at Conservative Party

headquarters - and the one led by Boris Johnson that's 

meant to be running the f***ing country!...

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Apparently it's now been confirmed that any third party

insurance claims by No 10 wouldn't be valid as two of the

parties are now deemed to have been 'business meetings'...

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I'm getting a bit tired of Australian batsmen hitting 4s and 

6s at will. And so is Will, to be honest..

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How many quid in a quid pro quo? Quite a few, I imagine,

if it's the one between Boris and Lord Brownlow...

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Should 'TODAY' (with Nick Robinson) be renamed 'TOADY' (to the Left)?..

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