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"I'm going fishing, mum.
Catch you later" - "Not with that
net you won't," she scoffed...
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(17 Syllables)
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RIN TIN TIN - two cans of dog food...
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When I hear the words 'Nadine Dorries' and 'Government' in
the same sentence, I can't help but worry about our country's
direction of travel...
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CORRIEANDER - herb used in the Rovers Return hot pots...
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BURLY HORSE TRIALS - time for the shire horses to have their day!
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HORRORSCOPE - let's just say it's not looking good...
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ADELE-ESCENT BEHAVIOUR - stage fright, by any other name?
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If Westminster is the mother of all parliaments, let's
just be grateful that Boris isn't the father. There'd be
no getting rid of him!
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Never mind the poor woman who feels she's
being scalded by cold water, or Bill Oddie who
suffers from auditory hallucinations - I seem to
be suffering from a mixture of BOTH conditions:
I keep being scolded by HOT water - when I
know I've done nothing wrong!...
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