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Cases plummet at
Heathrow! (Those baggage handlers
should take more care)
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(17 Syllables)
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A new Bake Off musical? Hope the actors won't be
wiping their hands on the apron stage!...
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How times have changed. The grand old Duke of
York, he had ten thousand men. Andrew? He makes
do with seventy-two teddy bears...
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Bloody hell, not another Biden gaffe. No wonder his
staff call him the gaffer!...
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Now chemists can help us to lose weight? Great! I
could do with some pharmassistance!...
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Just as music continues to be the food of love, so I'll
continue to crave a bit of Meat Loaf. RIP...
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MACADEMIA - welcome to the world of the nutty professor!...
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It looks like the Peloton exercise equipment company is
going nowhere fast. Which is pretty much what customers
on their bikes try to do, ironically...
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('Forget Scott and Bailey, think Crook and Bailey' letter,
Weekend magazine, January 22) £50 STAR LETTER! (God knows why)
So bland (and edited), I can't even bother to reproduce it. But I'll take it!
That's £70 now. Can I call this a paying hobby yet?
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