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my cat may not be

a spring chicken, but it still 

lays pretty good eggs...

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(17 Very Sillybles)

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'SPORTS CAR'VERY - GT drivers' eatery of choice.

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60 is the new 40? Great! But it turns out the same

applies to your money, too - that 60 quid in your

pocket's now also worth 40. Yin and Yang, I guess.

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SIR JOHNS BOON - instead of his Cabinet, Boris 

Johnson decides to shuffle his name - and knights

himself in the process...

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BENATIC - how a reshuffled Cabinet might look...

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Throw the book at them - their own book! If jailed 

writers misbehave, how many syllables should be 

added to their sentences?...

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I'm told the Tories have become the Party of two Lauras

these days: Laura 'n' Order and Laura Kuenssberg!...

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"Boris isn't a complete clown," says Guto Harri. 

What is he, then? The 'Grim' bit of 'Grimaldi'?...

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Carrie Johnson: a woman not afraid to call a Spad

a Spad - but not necessarily to their faces...

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Jimmy Carr 'Holocaust' joke: I'm pretty sure the producers 

of 8 Out Of 10 Cats are currently having kittens!...

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Maybe now would be a good time for Jimmy Carr to launch 

a charm offensive? (But lay on the charm, and AVOID THE 

OFFENSIVE! Just saying...)

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