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If you kick your brother in the bollocks and
he takes it on the chin, try kicking him on the
chin - maybe he'll take it in the bollocks?...
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Stand-up comedy at Newcastle Cathedral? Sounds
like a great gig for a Bishop! How about it, John?...
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BENT COP-ULATION - having sex with a PC based
at Charing Cross...
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SAVILE ROW - the row between Boris and Sir Keir
about a certain paedophile...
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Energy's so expensive these days, I can't afford to
waste any complaining about it!...
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Thank God my immune system's strong enough to
cope with Laurence Fox's claptrap...
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ABBATOIR - Swedish slaughterhouse where animals
meet their Waterloo...
(Might Carrie's 'Abba bash' turn out to be Boris's
Waterloo? Might just as well have held it in an
Abbatoir, seeing as she's being slaughtered for it!)
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Guess how many copies the autobiography of Thomas
Crapper sold? - "Shitloads, I imagine"...
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FORGET-ME-KNOTS - the half-hitch and figure of
eight are the only ones I can remember!...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 1)
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I hope there wasn't much damage when house prices hit
the roof - seeing as roof repairs have risen even faster!
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