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The Foreign Office:
"In Liz We Truss". Moscow (and
my dad): "are you sure?"...
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You have to be rich to be driven by a chauffeur, but you have
to WANT to be rich to be driven by money...
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The cheek of it, Harry Styles! Not sure if someone riding along
The Mall on an enormous bed in polka-dot pyjamas needs to be
given a dressing-down or a dressing GOWN!...
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Partygate: who should Carrie the can-can?: if she's Carrie'd a
torch for him for 10 years, maybe she should Carrie the can for
him now? Just sayin'...
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Charles & Camilla are to be crowned side by side, apparently -
exactly what I'd like to do to Harry & Meghan if I hear another
peep out of either of them!...
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The difference between William & Kate and Harry and Meghan
is the difference between being driven by a chauffeur and being
driven by money...
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Rugby Union: England team news: Marcus Smith will be
starting at 10 against Italy today. I don't know why - the rest of
the team won't be starting till 3:30. (They'll be late - it starts at 3)
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#TwitterDown was bad enough, but now #EiderDown?
How the hell am I meant to make my bed?...
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DISCO-FFICE SPACE - where Boris holds his Abba parties...
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