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COVID-19. By
Appointment to HRH
The Prince of Wales. "Wow!"...
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'Purveyor of sickness to humans'
(17 Syllables)
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- And now it's 'By Appointment to HM The Queen' -
If it's good enough for her, it's good enough for me!
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Ukraine: bloody hell, Vlad, stop Putin the boot in!
What's wrong with you, man?...
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In this increasingly woke world we now inhabit, it's
getting harder and harder to tel [sic] jokes...
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ESCHEWING THE CUD - bloody hell, my cow's gone
on a bleedin' diet!...
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It seems the next time my dentist looks down in the
mouth, it probably won't be my mouth. He's quit the
NHS. So now it's me who's down in the mouth. America
may well have a gun control problem, but it looks like
we've got a fast-growing gum control one...
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Stop chewing gum after 20 minutes (says my paper).
Eschew it altogether (says my mum). Tough one...
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I feel sorry for Liz Jones and her hair loss. I know she
regarded her locks as 'hirsute of armour', haha...
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