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Just when you think life's a breeze,
ALONG COMES A FUCKING GALE!...
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"if a termite can
eat coffee tables, then you
can eat VEGEtables!"...
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The brand new Duke of York,
He had ten thousand smackers...
(But he needed so much more,
So found himself some backers)...More fool, they...
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Post (Office) Traumatic Stress Disorder: what the
sub-postmasters and mistresses affected by the
PO scandal could well be suffering from?...
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"Shoot first and ask questions later," says Angela
Rayner. Isn't that what professional photographers
do? The main question being "how many copies of
that do you want?"...
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Storm Eunice? Keep Calm and Carry On - with a
nice cup of Typhoo-n, in my case (you can make
up your own 'storm in a teacup' jokes)
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The steady drip, drip, drip of embarrassing Royal
stories continues. Maybe Prince Charles's former
aide should be called Michael 'Faucet'? ('Leaky,'
to his friends?) Drip, drip, drip, indeed...
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Pam & Tommy: is it anatomically possible for a
talking penis to have verbal diarrhoea? (Why talk
to your penis, anyway? You know all it'll do is
take the piss)
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An all-female shortlist for Andrew Marr's successor?
Given half a chance, the BBC would probably replace
the word 'staff' with 'distaff', the side from which all
future presenters would be selected. Daft buggers...
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