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An unfair-y tale?...

#nonce upon a time there lived

a Prince called Andrew...

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The Rolling Sliding Stones - women's curling team to 

release a single?...

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Andrew Neil is back - on Chanel No 4! The sweet smell 

of success, nabbing UK's top political commentator!...

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ADDICTIONARY - A-Z of addictive substances...

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No more Dick? The Met must be transitioning...

Yes, the Metropolitan Police have lost their Commissioner

- but it just goes to show: Cuntstables CAN survive without

a Dick! Just as my wife has always told me...

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Golden curlers: congratulations to Eve Muirhead and her

team on 'sweeping' all before them...

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Kate and Lila Moss: like mother, like daughter? Well, I 

DID like mother, now I quite like daughter...

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Tax avoidance / Bill and coo: Cheryl Tweedy facing a 

big bill, or Hillary Clinton facing a rampant one - not 

sure which is scarier!...

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With a name like RANT ZEN, I'm surprised Esther's 

not got a split personality disorder!...

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