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"Have you seen the dog
bowl, darling?" - "No, but I've seen
it bat. Lords, I think"...
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(It's a cricket thing: 17 Syllables)
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Unlike the grand old Duke of York, Prince Andrew
fights HIS battles with a battery of lawyers. A battery,
incidentally, that never needs charging - this battery
charges HIM. A bloody fortune, I hope...
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Innocent until found wanting: of course Prince Andrew's
not as good as gold. He just LOOKS gilty!...
(As good as gold - or covered in gilt? Looks like we'll never know)
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No point hurling volleys of abuse towards Djokovic,
not unless they're very, very well directed - he'll return
everything with interest, and then some! Just ask any
of his opponents...
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Cash for honours: never mind Prince Charles's Foundation,
what HRH could do with right now - with the eyes of the
nation upon him - is some Concealer! Out of sight, out of
mind, so to speak... (It's a make-up thing, my wife tells me)
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