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Poor old Boris. He
wanted to be the GOAT. Turns
out he's a jackass...
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Give the PM time and space! (newspaper headline)
How about 3 years in a 5.5 x 5.5 cell?... "NOT ENOUGH
TIME, TOO MUCH SPACE!" came the cry...
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No 10's FINE DEEDS = No 10 Parties (deeds that end up with a fine)
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Say it with paper petals this Valentine's (newspaper headline).
When my girlfriend tore up the A4 to make mine last year,
she was stopped for speeding. She had to explain to the
officer that it was only paper...
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Not only is it Her Majesty's sincere wish that Camilla becomes
Queen Consort, she still wants to crown Meghan, apparently.
Yeah. Over the head with a cricket bat!...
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Apparently, the Queen wants to bury the hatchet with Harry
& Meghan in her jubilee year... "Yeah, but guess WHERE she
wants to bury it, haha"...
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Apparently, the Queen wants to extend an olive branch to
Harry & Megan, seeing as it's her jubilee... "Yeah, and as
soon as they come anywhere near her, she'll whack them
over the head with it, Cunning!"...
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Ironic, or what? By complaining about people jumping on
the 'mental health bandwagon', Joanna Lumley has made
a lot of people, well...mad!
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