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I had 'the sex-talk'
with my boy last night. Boy,
did I learn a lot!...
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(17 Syllables)
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How soon before life cycles are replaced by e-bikes?
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Who knows? If they bring in fruit and veg vouchers,
Boris might even be able to afford another mandarin
at No 10. "What? Even a WFH Peloton-riding one?"
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Who plays the part of the talking penis in
'Pam & Tommy'? Cressida Dick? hahaha...
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You Are What You Eat (Ch 5). REALLY? Everything I eat
is VERY RICH - so why the f*** aren't I???...
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Michael Gove, the great leveller? Cripes! They said the
same about the atomic bomb. Vote Labour!...
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As a hobby, I much prefer origami to painting, and the
reasons are tenfold. (They used to be twofold, but I've
got much better at it since then)
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PILLIONAIRES - founders of Harley Davidson!
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Low-calorie lager to reduce beer bellies? Yippee!
Larger louts can go back to being lager louts!...
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