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Reality 'stars'?
They really are 'la crème de
la crème'. Extra thick!...
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Come Nadine With Me (Channel 4). An invitation
to dinner at No 10 ends in an unlikely promotion...
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How much smoother would life be if the ship of
state were being steered by someone who was still
the husband of a (not-so-ancient) Marina?...
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Looks like Boris's behaviour could cost him a pretty
Penny - the support of Trade Minister Ms Mordaunt!
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"Boris," I said, "you've made your bed, you'll have
to lie in it". And, to give him his due, he HAS done
- through his teeth, at times...
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Most Prime Ministers come to No 10 with a certain
amount of baggage. In Boris's case, most of it seems
to be Carrie-on...
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Grandad told me he had Weetabix for breakfast this
morning, but I know for a fact he had Shreddies.
He can't help it - he's a cereal liar...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 24)
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Ivermectin tablets: "I've a mectin!" says Laurence Fox.
"I've a better idea," screams the voice of reason,"get
yourself jabbed!"...
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