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It's hard to grow carrots
If you don't know your onions -
Like walking in sandals
With a couple of bunions...
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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 10)
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Yippee! Another Caption Comp prize! (Wow! Another
own goal by No 10!). Third Daily/Weekend Mail prize
in a few weeks! I've got myself a paying hobby!...
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There's a long cue outside the garden centre...
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"It's a 3-ball plant," said Steve Davis. - "How often do
you have to clip it?" asked my wife. She loves topiary.
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Why was there a long cue outside the garden centre?
Because there was a special offer on 3-ball plants.
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When asked by investigators if there were No 10 parties,
Boris replied "of course there were no 10 parties"...
Nice one, Mr Loophole! (No wonder they want to bring
back capital N punishment)
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Early to bed, early to rise, too early to spring this Covid
surprise. You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time, etc...but if bringing
forward the lifting of restrictions isn't designed primarily
to help save Boris's political sin, then I'm a Dutchman...
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Not just ANY ham sandwich, a (Brooklyn Beck)ham sandwich.
What a twat...
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I love going to comedy clubs with my long Covid. Even if a
joke stinks, I can't smell a bloody thing! (And if it's tasteless
anyway, well, I'm not missing out!)
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