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Can spirit levels
tell you how many ghosts there
might be in your home?...
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(17 Syllables)
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Was Cilla Black's 'ANYONE WHO HAD A HRT' the first
record about hormone replacement therapy to reach No 1
in the charts?...
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Ban 'Mr'and Mrs' in schools? Who cares, as long as my son
doesn't 'Miss' any lessons!...
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'20 minutes of exercise a day in 70's could halve heart risk'
(newspaper headline). Centigrade or Fahrenheit, is that?...
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'Smirking' is trending. People are f***ing angry with Boris.
Just goes to show: there's no smirk without ire...
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World War 3? U-CRANIUM: 'bonehead' Boris to save the day?
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Harry attends Superb Owl without Meghan. Does he
perchance have an ulterior motive? To wit: to woo Eugenie?
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Prince Harry's Memoir - out soon. "I'm writing this not
as the prince I was born but as the twat I have become".
Can't wait...
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LOU IS THE ROUX, and who am I to argue? But it also
means he is equal parts flour and fat, which is almost as
disturbing as his latest documentary...
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MACADEMIA - the world of the nutty professor...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 15)
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