Dictionary definitions (No 738)

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Sucker: 'voter who

still expects Boris to give

succour to the poor'...

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(17 Syllables)

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It's a pity it's not Spuds 'R' Us linking up with Primark 

- they'd be able to offer baked potatoes in S, M and L 

jackets... (or XXL for the really ravenous!)

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'Partygate' is dismissed by a government insider: "if you think 

there's a drinking culture in No 10, you're quite mistaken," 

insisted a government in cider. Oops!...

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When do you see P on a car? - 1) When someone's

just passed their driving test, and 2) When a dog

has just cocked its leg...

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A GOVERNMENT IN CIDER - a person in the 

know who denies No 10 drinking culture...

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