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REAR-WHEEL DRIVEL - stuff
that comes out of the mouths of
FIA bosses...
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FOR SALE: MICHAEL MASI FERGUSON - perfect for riding
roughshod over any FIA rules. Free, or nearest offer...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 15: 17 Syllables)
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Dear Boris: sorry to bother you, but could getting rid
of all restrictions in law be followed by getting rid of
all MOTHERS-in-law? Yours in spirit, Les Dawson...
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"You can fool some of the people all of the time and all
of the people some of the time, (etc)"... but you can't
fool ME, Boris. Or Mr Jones at No 42, Shame on you!...
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So we no longer have to Tess Daly or sell fisolate? Great!
(Not too keen on her, running out of THEM!) But I still
want to out, Boris. And so does Mr Jones at No 42...
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With her fiancé now on a 'threats' charge, what might
Katie Price's marriage vows be? "Do you take this man
to be your awful wedded husband?"...
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NUTCRACKER SUITE TOOTH - I just can't get enough
of that Sugar Plum Fairy!...
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