Well, he sure ain't bright...

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Where's Montecito,

dad? It's where the son don't shine"

Whose son? Diana's...

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(17 Syllables)

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Bugger! No Valentine cards. Again. Just bills. (Not so much a

red-letter day, more an unread-letter day, I guess - seeing as 

they'll remain unopened) (All bill and no coo?)

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Any truth in the rumour American Airlines refused a passenger's

request for her flight to be nut-free as it would have meant 

throwing off David Icke and Piers Corbyn?...

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The Sue Gray report: if people in glass houses shouldn't throw

stones, what shouldn't people in No 10 throw? Parties, it turns out.

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Abbott and Costello, what a couple of clowns they were! Oops, 

did I say Abbott and Costello? What I meant was Abbott and 

Corbyn. Easily done...

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Stuart Broad, on coping with being dropped by England: "I'VE GOT 

OUT FOR LITTLE RUNS, and they've made me feel better". That's

partially why he WAS dropped: HE GOT OUT FOR LITTLE RUNS,

and should have done better - he used to be a competent batsman!

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"Flat? I thought it was an Abbatoir," says Boris. No wonder he's

getting slaughtered...🎝 (The Abba party)

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"Where's Montecito, dad?" - "California, lad - where the son

don't shine" - "Whose son, dad?" - "Diana's. Now finish your tea"...

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If Posh & Becks' home looks lavish, of course it needs repairs. ANY

home that looks like a lav would!...

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BORIS JOHNSON'S RESIGNED!!! - resigned to the fact that the 

'Partygate' scandal's going to drag on even longer. Sorry to raise

your hopes...

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Will all Boris's questionnaire answers be: "well, what people 

really want to know is..."

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 16)

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Poetic justice? Kurt Zouma is having problems with his vision, 

apparently. Not cat-aracts, by any chance?...

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Sir Mark Todd and Kurt Zouma - the resemblance is striking. One

strikes horses, the other strikes cats. May God forgive them, because

I'm finding it bloody hard to...

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