Kindergarten...

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Yes, of course British

children are kind - but German

children are kinder...

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('Kinda funny?': 17 Syllables)

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Following Sue Gray's damning report, Boris Johnson 

vows to make changes at No 10. "Starting with the

curtains," adds Carrie...

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A LIAR-BILITY - how some might describe Boris?...

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Jimmy Carr-crash 'humour': caustic humour is one thing.

Holocaustic humour quite another, Jimmy Carr. There are 

limits. Camp humour is one thing. Concentration camp 

humour quite another, Jimmy Carr. There are limits...

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Why exactly were Sir Andy Murray and Emma 

Raducanu honoured by the Queen? Was it for

their unreturnable first services to tennis?...

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Cash & Carrie: where I like to do my shopping.

or two of Boris's major headaches? Discuss...

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All leaders strive to leave their mark on society -

though sometimes it turns out to be more of a stain.

No names, no pack drill, Boris...

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COAL'D WATER - (what I get) when my solid 

fuel boiler packs it in!...

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Boris Johnson: from Mr Bean to Mr Has-Been.

It can't be long now - can it?...

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By becoming Boris's new director of communications, 

might Guto be committing political 'Harri'kiri?...

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