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"Cheating husbands have

feelings, too" - "True. GLEE, if I

remember rightly!"...

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...not to mention elation, joy, triumph,

smugness and satisfaction!...

(17 Syllables)

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If the next Metropolitan Police commissioner isn't a gay

mentally-challenged transgender amputee of colour, the

Woke brigade are going to be asking questions...

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STOP THE WORLD, I WANT TO GET OFF...WITH JULIE!

(Better still, STOP THE WORLD WAR, VLADIMIR - if you

don't mind Putin it off till after Valentine's Day, at least)

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WORLD WAR 3 - TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 4...

"Some people believe football's a matter of life and death.

I can assure you, it's much more important than that." (Bill

Shankly). "F*ck Putin," he might have added had he been

alive today. Life goes on...

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"With friends like daisy," said Rose, "who needs 

Anemones?" (As told to me by Lily, while they were all 

having their roots done)

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Daniel Ricciardo may be struggling to fill Mark Webber's

shoes, but he has no trouble filling his own, given half a

chance! How many is it now? The Shoey! 🍾

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£10,000 a time? People who believe in free speech 

obviously don't believe in free speeches!...

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Apparently, Kurt Zouma will avoid FA punishment because

the incident did not involve racism. Bollocks to that - it was

a BENGAL cat!...

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Pity the shepherd whose staff want to work from home.

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 10)

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No 10's new 'gatekeeper': might Samantha the Panther

help a certain leopard change its spots?...

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Yorkshire terrier voted Britain's dirtiest dog. I wonder if

Britain's dirtiest comedian owns one?...

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