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I don't watch box sets,
I DRINK 'EM! Sets of three: red,
white and a rosé...
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('The next three-minute round's on me...': 17 Syllables)
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Daisy, Rose, Violet, Fern, Poppy and Ivy - plants
are way more intelligent than we think,
apparently. But only the women, it seems. Just
as I suspected!...
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Hey, did my satnav just go into your hair salon?
"Sure did - says it wants its routes seen to"...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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