Change is terrifying.
(So much so, I always pay
with my debit card!)
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?...
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"I'm a dates man," declared one Donald, and went on to
win £1,000,000. "I'm an orange man," said another Donald,
and went on to win the US Presidency. Me? I'm an ugli
man - but I went on to win the heart of a beautiful woman.
What's your lucky fruit?..
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Why did Florence Foster Jenkins always break into song?
Because she could never find the right key, haha...
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The CHEQUERED FLAG career of Lewis Hamilton and
the chequered career of most of his rivals are POLES apart
right now. 95 of them, to be precise - and counting...
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