ABCDEFGHIJKL...

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Do you know the two
letters that come right after
M? -'NO' - Well, you should!

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(17 Syllables)
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Life? That's not a long sentence. It's not even
a sentence. A sentence requires a subject and
a predicate...
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The judge pronounced sentence. But he was
from Kasakhstan, so he pronounced it rather
badly...
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"I believe in following the letter of the law"...
"Why?"...
"No, that's not the one"...
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The accused was given such a long sentence,
the letter of the law appeared in it five times!
(even though no-one knew which one it was!)
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I got life. That's a short sentence. Only 3 words.
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Why did Trump visit the California wildfires?
Is he finally listening to those of us who've
been telling him to go to blazes? What a dick...
(I find it very hard to be polite when dealing
with this absurd apology for a President)
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