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"How many hops in
beer?" asks Flopsy. "Depends who's
hopping," says Mopsy...
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( 'Hopping madness': 17 Syllables)
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My marriage? Nothing more than a three-ring
circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering...
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MAL DE MERE - my mum makes me sick...
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Job interviews and romantic dates are pretty much
interchangeable as far as I'm concerned: nothing
but appointments followed by disappointments...
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They should change the White House's address to
'Dirty Washing'ton, seeing as the current President
airs more of his dirty laundry in public than any
of his 44 predecessors...
(It may be OK to go right off him, but only a fool
would go write him off)
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