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"LOOK, NO HANS!" - British
Museum removes Sir Hans Sloane
from his pedestal...
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('Slaves to political correctness': 17 Syllables)
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"GOAL!" shouted Harry Maguire's fans last season...
"GAOL!" shout his detractors now. And yes, he's guilty
as charged - but at least it's a suspended sentence. Lousy
defence, I gather. But that's always been England's
problem, right?...
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See you later, Mr Slater...
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A Permanent Secretary who gets axed is not a Permanent
Secretary, he's just a Secretary...
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Will Strictly celebrities have to practise social disdancing?...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 31)
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Calendar Cliff, 2021? Colander Cliff, more like - he looks
drained. (It's what personal drainers do, right?)
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It's September 1! Bring out the sweaters and long trousers!
(An autumnatic reaction, as far as I'm concerned). I love
every month of the year - exceptember...
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