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"BAR HUMBUG! - PUBS? WHO
NEEDS 'EM?" (V. Hefter, Daily
Mail, September 1)
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(17 Unusually Silly-bles)
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About this new NHS soup and shake diet: once
I've had my soup, how long do I have to shake?...
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Great to see Ennio Morricone has 3 entries in the
nation's top 20 movie soundtracks list. Proof
positive that he wasn't just enniold composer!...
(The Mission's position? No.6. The Missionary
position? Depends who you ask, haha...)
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I always thought Colin Firth's Mr Darcy was one
of telly's most celebrated beefcakes. Suddenly
he's a sponge cake. How the mighty are fallen!...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, September 7)
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