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What exactly are the Covid-19 test
centres meant to be testing? Our patience?
If so, they're doing a grand job...

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Two weeks, 3-star hotel, half-bored out of my mind...
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My girlfriend may be beach body ready, but I can't say
her clothes are. Forget Bikini Atoll, think Cardigan Bay!...
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With so much botox around these days, no wonder many
actresses find it easier to raise a child than an eyebrow...
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Black sheep makes ewe-turn. "It's what I do," explains
Boris. No Tory Party 'colour baa' jokes, please...
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