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It's peak travel time!
"Climber bored!" shouted the guard.
I wasn't, but did.
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Memories of K2 base camp...
(17 Syllables)
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Coming down from a 6,000m high...
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Off-peak travel now...
"Climber bored!" shouted the guard.
I was. So I did.
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My brother and I are as thick as thieves. Having just failed
all our exams, it seems we're also as thick as two planks...
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If it means keeping schools open, maybe maths teachers
should be restricted to times table service only...
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RYE HUMOUR - for those who don't like corn...
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It's true, county cricket is populated almost exclusively by
white players. Come on, counties, "Play up! Play up! And
play the BAME!" (With apologies to Sir Henry Newbolt)
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Wow, it seems Hollywood star Ryan Reynolds has high
hopes of purchasing a National League side. Here's hoping
nobody, er, wrecks 'em!...
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£50 for a cup of coffee? (news item). Maybe it's that good
that 'one swallow DOES make a summer'!...
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NEVER SAY DIAPER - it's a 'mask', not a 'face nappy'!
(Mind you, given the s*** that comes out of some Covidiots'
mouths, it's an understandable mistake)
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