Sue, Barker!...

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They're throwing Sue Barker off Question

of Sport? Ageism, surely? Take 'em to court!
Hard court, clay court, high court, grass court,
who cares? Just take 'em!...

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59 LAPS OF CONCENTRATION + NO LAPSE OF CONCENTRATION:
it's a winning Formula (One)! Congratulations to Lewis Hamilton on 
winning the Tuscan Grand Prix. Formula Won, indeed!...
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The new series of Bake Off promises to be quite a tonic. But it
seems Britain's wanting much stronger stuff than tonic these days!
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Is Sir Keir hardy? He's Labour, so I'm sure he is. What's an odd
coughing fit between friends?...
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Sasha Swire claims David Cameron wanted to drag her into a bush.
The holly or the ivy? I hear the food's great in the Ivy...
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Mr Hancock's first name should be Gloss, not Matt. To reflect all
his Department's shortcomings he tends to gloss over. Just sayin'...
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Is it too late to lock the door once the unstable has bolted? (Yes,
and now he's involved in a two-horse race to get back in again.)
See also: stable jockey, unstable genius...
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