Saturday, September 12, 2020

SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS IN CAPS. But not baseball caps...

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"You go on a head,"
I said to my bowler, "I'll
catch you up later"...

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If you're going to fly anywhere, fly off the
handle - you won't need to go into quarantine
when you return...
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Can vegetarians wear pork pie hats?...
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Cancelled...cancelled...cancelled? This really
is getting on my Gatwick! (Flying is no
longer 'plane sailing' - unless you mean we're
all in the same boat, haha...)
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"How bad do things have to get before Boris
acts?" people are asking. Boris IS acting -
acting the part of Prime Minister. And not
very well, according to most reviews...
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