Two rubbish offerings...

1) SHAKESPEARE? HE'S RUBB?ISH - "Er, two B's, or not two B's?"

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2) THE LITTERATI - well-educated people who love reading rubbish.

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(told you they were rubbish)
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SAW-OFF SHOTGUN - well, it certainly saw ME off!...
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No, No, Novak! - Djoko KO'd...
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Bairstow out, hit wicket..."That's cricket," sighs Bairstow.
Djokovic out, hit line judge..."Sorry, that's just not cricket,"
sighs match referee...
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Foden & Greenwood in quarantine breach. Gareth
Southgate: "I don't feel very wel" [sic - as a parrot]
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Never mind the Rule of Six, how long will Boris & Co. be
adhering to the Rule of Sixes and Sevens?...
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Filter tips: (1) don't use them, and (2) obey number (1)...
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Jeremy Clarkson's daughter Emily quite rightly lambasts
the use of filters. Couldn't  agree more - except when it
comes to some of her dad's more outrageous comments!...
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