skating on thin ice?...

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I know what figure
skating is. But what's nigure
skating? On black ice?...

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Is it now completely unacceptable to tell such
jokes? Yes, Black Lives DO Matter (how can
anyone in their right mind think otherwise?)
but so does having a sense of humour. Wordplay
plain and simple, not racism...
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Megha-bucks deal for Harry...
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The Duke & Duchess of Sussex and
Coronetflix - a match made in heaven?...
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Britons are ditching red meat for pizza,
apparently. Seems we're not into square
meals any more - not when there are
round ones to be had...
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Carrie Symonds: a woman to die(t) for..
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As the pounds continue to drop off him,
Boris Johnson is fast becoming what
many people have long thought of him:
a political lightweight...
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